epub |eng | 2011-01-06 | Author:Editors Of Reader's Digest [Digest, Editors of Reader's]

A farmer wonders how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count. “So what’s the verdict?" the farmer asks when the dog is done. ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2013-10-20 | Author:Alpert, Karen [Alpert, Karen]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, To the grandparents who all sent musical cards to the kids, F.U. Daylight Savings can kiss my ass Seriously? Are you kidding me? My ...

epub |eng | 2012-03-26 | Author:Penny Gentieu

49. Dress Dad and Grandpa in diapers made of sheets or white towels and give each of them a baby bottle. Have them share an afternoon snack with Baby. Note: ...

epub |eng | 2011-09-01 | Author:Fraioli, Sophia & Kaelin, Lauren [Fraioli, Sophia]

Family Photo * * * MOM: can you be available about 1 PM on sunday for a family photo? * * * ME: Sure. Should I wear anything specific? * ...

epub |eng | 2012-04-03 | Author:Jill Smokler [Smokler, Jill]

Chapter 15 I HATE OTHER PEOPLE’S KIDS (NOT YOURS, OF COURSE) Mommy Confessions • I make faces at other people’s misbehaving children in the grocery store when their parents aren’t ...

epub |eng | 2011-06-30 | Author:Lela Davidson [Davidson, Lela]

Seven Surefire Ways to Get Blacklisted from the PTA YOU HATE THE PTA. ADMIT IT. YOU’D RATHER CLEAN OUT THE drain than volunteer for field day or bake muffins for ...

epub |eng | 2010-03-29 | Author:Jenny McCarthy

I Can’t See! I’m Bleeding! I Can’t Stand It! (Weird and Painful Bits and Pieces) Obviously, this whole book is devoted to all the strange things that happen to you ...

epub |eng | 2011-02-28 | Author:BEN RYDER HOWE [Howe, Ben Ryder]

A WEEK OR so after the sauce delivery, Mother Nature decides that having inflicted one of her coldest winters ever on the East Coast, she needs to throw in a ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2005-04-12 | Author:Ann Leary [Leary, Ann]

VERY EARLY ONE morning, when Jack was just a couple of weeks old, I arrived in the unit to find that Stephen had gone home and a new baby, Alexander, ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2004-06-01 | Author:David Sedaris

Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim The End of the Affair O N A SUMMER EVENING in Paris, Hugh and I went to see The End of the Affair, ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2011-11-01 | Author:Merrill Markoe

How to Spot an Asshole I WAS IN THE SHOWER WHEN I HEARD THE PHONE RING AND THE answering machine pick up. Over the whoosh of the running water, I ...

mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2004-06-01 | Author:David Sedaris

The good news was that my blood sugar was normal. "You should count yourself lucky," Martin said. "Mine is all over the place." He showed me a scar on the ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2011-11-08 | Author:Maddox

Lisa, age 10 When you put a word in quotes the way you did, it means you probably don’t really believe it. That would be like your parents saying, “We ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2011-08-03 | Author:Adam Mansbach

The seeds slumber beneath the earth now And the crops that the farmers will reap. No more questions. This interview’s over. I’ve got two words for you, kid: fucking sleep. ...

mobi |eng | 2004-01-02 | Author:Jenny McCarthy

I Can’t See! I’m Bleeding! I Can’t Stand It! (Weird and Painful Bits and Pieces) Obviously, this whole book is devoted to all the strange things that happen to you ...